Thursday 7 August 2008

I heart LA...





Top: Michelle and the Toyota on Mulholland Drive, LA, March 2008.
Middle: Stephen and Jot-Billy outside PantyRaid (his idea), Silverlake, LA, March 2008.
Bottom: New York, New York, Las Vegas, March 2008.

No alarms and no surprises, we wake late the next morning and drive down to Farmers Market for brunch. We check mail at the Apple Store (while I drool over all the lovely shinny things), buy too many things at Gap and then call Richard, our guy with the Foos tickets, from a payphone, and confirm arrangements for the next evening. We call my pal Jot-Billy, who is busy, and decide to drive down to Santa Monica and have a walk along the beach. We call Billy again and have a long chat, arranging to meet up in a couple of days time, before eating at Barney’s Beanery and driving back home into West Hollywood.

The next morning we breakfast at Mel’s on Sunset (which has valet parking – it does feel strange just walking away from your car while some guy gets in and drives off) and then drive up to Runyon Canyon in the Hollywood Hills. The canyon is a popular exercise route with a number of different paths heading up into the hills, and even late morning is teeming with joggers, walkers and dogs (on leads, of course). There is a fair smattering of yummy-mummys pushing their jog-along three wheelers, but very few tourists, and we reckon they’re all missing out when we reach the top of the long climb and are rewarded with a view across Los Angeles, the Pacific Ocean to our right, and the Hollywood sign to our left.

Back in the car we go up into the hills and do my favourite drive, along Mulholland, which runs from near Universal Studios along the top of the hills all the way west down to PCH by the ocean. We stop and look out over the San Fernando Valley, which is still a bit of a mystery to us and should be on the list for exploration next time we visit, and wind back down the hills through Laurel Canyon to the hostel to get ready for our night out.

The Forum, where we are heading to see the Foo Fighters tonight, is the old home of the Lakers, the city’s basketball team, and is now the venue of choice for bands who have hit that level of popularity. It holds 18,000 people, and is slap bang in the middle of Inglewood, South Central LA. We plan our route and turn onto the 101 from Melrose at 7 in the evening, which slowly becomes the 110 and we average around 20 mph on a 6 lane freeway which turns into 12 lanes as we head through downtown. For me it’s exhilarating driving in this (at one point we have about a ¼ mile to get across 7 or 8 lanes to reach an exit), for Chelle it’s the worst roller coaster ride she’s ever been on, and it takes us an hour and a bit to get to the end of the queue to park at The Forum.

The building looks a bit like a smaller version of the old Wembley, and we do two circuits of it before spotting our ticket guy, Richard (his description was spot on). We chat with him and his wife Angelica and she tells us that she has been reading the blog, having followed the link from one of our initial mails. We pay for the tickets, thank them, and go inside to get a drink and find our seats. The support bands are nothing to write home about, so I won’t, but while they are on we play text tennis with James and Kayce, who are somewhere over the other side of the arena.

The Foo Fighters are amazing. A hometown gig, they play for nearly three hours and generate such goodwill amongst the almost feverish crowd that Dave Grohl could stand for President and have a bloody good chance of getting voted in based on this. As the encores echo around, we step out of the arena and straight into James and Kayce, and their friends Tracy and Don. They had walked round the long way on the off chance of bumping into us, and it almost literally worked! We hug, chat, hasty plans are mad to meet up and we split up in the car-park, as the search is on for the car.

It takes around 20 minutes to get back to Melrose Ave at 2.00am, but as we drove the mile or so along Manchester Ave in Inglewood towards the freeway, I have to confess that I was pleased that the lights were all green. I think I might have kept going even if they had been red, it all looked a little too much like Skid Row in Downtown LA for my taste.

After bagels, coffee, and a little light shopping at the Beverly Centre for breakfast, including getting to do my first bit of shouting at someone from the car (“Hey! You can’t just stop there!”), we park back at the Orbit and wait for Jot-Billy to come and get us. He’s taken the day off work to show us around Silverlake, but we get much more of a tour thanks to a missed turn off. We end up going all the way down to the San Fernando Valley, and through Van Nuys before finally pulling up outside Rockaway Records a while later.

Somehow (and I’m really not sure how) I manage to come out with only four CDs, Billy has a pile of around 15, and Chelle had retired to the coffee house across the street hours ago. Given more luggage allowance, and a lottery win, I could have cleared the place out. The coffee shop is great, very cool, and when we ask where to eat they suggest a Thai place down the road. Turns out to be next to Spaceland, the legendary venue, it has great food and while there we get to chat with Billy’s ex, Tina, on the phone. She’s busy setting up her first art exhibition, we wish her luck and then head back to Melrose, and our local, the Snake Pit for a beer .

It’s been great to see Billy again, he’s a lovely fella and we promise to meet up next time – with us driving! We walk home to the Orbit a little drunk.

Our short LA visit is over, and the next day we pack and load the car, check out, walk over to a nearby café and check our mail at the next door cyber-dog café. Soon we are driving east along the 10 and then north-east on the 15 towards Las Vegas. It’s Friday, so the road towards the gambling mecca of America is pretty busy, but not quite the M25. We stop along the way for lunch and end up in Subway – which really is the only place to eat vegetarian – and a little later on stop at a discount village which isn’t even on our 2007 map, such is the rate of new building along this road. After 5 hours we see Vegas in the distance, and it’s getting dark as we turn off the 15 and hit real traffic. Eventually we turn right onto ‘The Strip’, before realising we should have turned left. 15 minutes later we get the chance to turn around and finally head the right way. It has gone dark during our navigation blunder, which means we get to drive passed all the famous neon landmarks of Las Vegas, and, partly thanks to the volume of traffic, get a chance to have a good look.

Our room is booked at The Sahara, one of the older Casino/hotels, situated at the north end of The Strip. Once parked in the huge multi-story garage, we make our way to reception and join the check-in line. Once we found the end of it, anyway. Friday evening seems like a popular time to check-in, and we pass the time chatting to a couple from Utah, who get through four bottles of Budweiser and a pack of Marlboros in the time it takes to get to the head of the line.

Dorothy, we’re not in California now…

Our room is on the 17th floor, and we have a lovely view of the afore-mentioned multi-story garage. Still, it’s about £35 a night. Our search for suitable food outside CA continues into the evening, with it being a struggle to even find an Italian place that does something other than steaks. We walk back to the hotel and have a drink while watching a couple of 80 year-olds - the guy with a zimmer frame, I kid you not - dance to the house band ‘Area 51’ as they play ‘Black Magic Woman’. Only in Vegas.

We have breakfast in one of the bars in our hotel, and it’s served by waitresses in their 60’s, from the 60’s, and wearing uniforms from the 60’s. Seeing a show is part of the Vegas experience, and the only one I’ll consider within our price range ($120 to see Cirque de Soleil!) is a Beatle tribute called FabFourMania!! Tickets are booked up the road at one of the numerous booths along the Strip, at half price. The woman in the booth (yes, in her 60’s too) tries to up-sell us with a meal afterwards but backs down pretty quickly when the ‘vegetarian’ word rears it’s head. The rest of the day is spent by the pool, reading, drinking and trying to hold on to everything in the strong wind.

Our tickets are in the front row, and the theatre is half full. When the band take the stage (“no tapes are used during tonight’s performance, everything you hear is live and played by the people on stage”) we have a shock – the ‘Paul’ looks, and sounds, remarkably like one of our friends back home. That can’t be Shevlin, surely… It’s a great show, follows the Bootleg Beatles formula and by 9.00pm we’re outside dreading the food search again.

The bus is crammed, and after a few minutes we have to get out and walk. Planet Hollywood is a new hotel on the south of The Strip, and boasts a ‘Miracle Mile’ of shops. We’re not sure what is so miraculous, maybe it’s the sight of Americans walking a mile, but we do find a burger house that does very nice veggie versions, and very nice beer. That night we both struggle to sleep, and finally doze off in the early hours. We wake up at midday and Chelle decides to go and get coffee, which takes over an hour thanks to the fact that it’s Sunday, and checking out day. 17 floors is a lot of stairs to walk down, and back up with hot (well, lukewarm!) coffee.

Another snooze by the pool is followed by a trip on the Monorail and we have a wander around the MGM Grand, New York, New York and check out the aquarium at the Monte Carlo. Noodles and beer (yup, we’re classy, huh!) while watching the fountains at the Bellagio followed by a stroll through the Wynn Hotel, and I’ve never felt so out of place. I was convinced someone would ask us to leave at any moment, but they never did. The one thing Vegas has going for it is the fact that they really don’t care who you are, or what you look like – as long as you have money, and until they know that you don’t, you’re welcome everywhere. Just in case.

Thursday 24 July 2008

A truly sacred thing...










































(Top - "Grin", March 2008)
(Below - Te Awamutu, south of Auckland, March 2008)

It’s the 1st today, and while we breakfast at The Fat Dog Café we work that it is now autumn in the Southern Hemisphere, which means it is spring in the Northern Hemisphere. Why is this important? Well, it means that as we left England at the end of Autumn, we have missed winter completely! What we haven’t missed here is the rain. Outside it looks like the rain-gods are upset about something, as the roads have turned into rivers and we float north towards Auckland.

On the way we take a detour to Te Awamutu, a small town which is the birthplace of the Finn Brothers Neil and Tim – singers and songwriters from Split Enz and Crowded House. They, of course, have long moved on, but we buy the $5 pamphlet that gives us a tour around the town. We see the houses they lived in (or rather the plots where the houses used to be), the schools they went to and various shops they both worked in as boys. The Finn Museum is in the Town Library, which is shut. We have a coffee, and, like Neil and Tim before us, leave town the quick way.

We had, like all the previous places, booked our Auckland hostel the night before, but unlike the other places this one was awful. The hall smelt like something had died recently, and when the very grubby owner appeared and told us that he had let our room out already but he had another one, we started to feel uncomfortable. When we walked through one room to get to the one he wanted us to have, we saw at least 20 mattresses on the floor, which actually had enough room for about 5, which had on them a number of (they might not have been, but hey) illegal immigrants. Our room was small, which is ok. We’ve had small rooms. Our room had no lock on it. Hmmmm. It took no more than a glance at each other before I said we weren’t taking the room and could we have the deposit back, please.

He dropped the price, and then expressed his opinion that we would struggle to find anywhere else at this time on a Saturday. We said we’d take our chances and headed for the door. Once in the car, Chelle said “What are we going to do?”, and we decided to drive until we saw a phonebox, or a hostel. The phonebox was at the end of the road. The first one we called had a double room, at a better rate then the grubby one, and when we got there we really liked it.

It’s in a district of Auckland called Ponsonby, which makes me smile. The place is called Ponsonby Backpackers, which makes me smile as well. The rain has stopped, and we do our usual walk around the area, spotting posters advertising gigs by The UK Subs and The Adicts, have gourmet veggie-burgers and end up in an Irish bar called The Dogs Bollix (no apostrophe – which Chelle told me not to mention when I got the drinks). There is a band setting up, called Druid, who look like secondary school teachers, and the poster says “From The Corrs to The Dubliners”. Chelle points out the fact that that is a fairly narrow bracket, but we we give them a chance. They murder “Dark Side of the Street” and we leave just as they start “Dirty Old Town”. A sensible escape, we both agree.

The main street in Ponsonby (grin) is now really busy, and the bars have spilled out people onto the street, making it hard to walk in any kind of a straight line. When we get back we realise the drawback to being in a cool, and therefore busy, part of town. There are three clubs opposite the hostel, and they are all competing to be the loudest. Chelle just falls asleep, I, of course, don’t.

The next morning, we walk the other way and head for the CBD, pausing only to queue up at the coolest café in Ponsonby (grin), called Dizengoff to get some fantastic scrambled eggs, and even better coffee. We call in at Victoria Market and watch a karaoke competition which Chelle could have won before finally getting to the centre of Auckland, Queen Street. Just as we walk inside the main shopping centre, the fire alarm goes off and there is an evacuation. We watch the Firemen arrive and, for some reason, I have to drag Chelle away to head for Victoria Port, where we spot the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior 2, and check for any French accents nearby.

Of course there is a free bus that loops around the city, and we jump on to take the long way back to Ponsonby (still grinning). We grab some noodles and trudge back to the hostel, sort out our washing, book some of places in California, ring home and speak to both our Mums (it’s Mother’s day in the UK), and get to bed.

Tomorrow we fly to LA.

In the morning we cook everything we had left in our food bag for breakfast, we check our mail and we have one from our friend Kayce, who has invited us to house-sit in Huntington Beach for them for a couple of days, and tells us to try and get tickets to see The Foo Fighters in LA. We have a look on Craigslist – the place to get anything in LA – and send a couple of emails about tickets for sale.

We pack and set off to have a look north of Auckland, having a walk along the coast before heading west to Piha Beach (via a long a tortuous route), where we stop, change and head for the beach. There is a sun shelter which we, well, shelter under, and have a splendid time chatting with both locals and tourists, before leaving in good time for our flight at 21.30 that evening.

Until we realise that the flight is at 19.30pm. This makes us panic, because we are a good distance from the airport, we have to go through the centre of Auckland, and it’s rush hour. I drive, and Chelle does her navigation thing, and somehow we get through downtown and find ourselves on the road to the airport fairly quickly. We’re old hands at dropping cars off now, and we get to the queue in the departure lounge with about 20 minutes to spare. As we wait to go through the security, the tannoy calls for a ‘Maggie Thatcher’, and it’s easy to spot fellow Brits in the queue.

I don’t sleep again, and make full use of the in-flight on-demand entertainment system. The plane seems to be full of old people, who spend the whole flight walking up and down the plane making it impossible to sleep anyway. We land in LA at 10.30am on the 3rd, 9 hours before we left Auckland thanks to flying back over the International Dateline. It’s slightly easier to go through it than explain it.

Immigration is a doddle this time, and soon we’re haggling with the man in the Alamo Car Hire place. We’ve booked a Pontiac, and he wants us to upgrade to a Toyota SUV. We’ve done this a few times now, so first we get Chelle on the insurance for nothing, then get a tank of gas included, and eventually he gives up and we pay exactly what we had wanted to in the first place. Except there aren’t any Pontiacs in the car park, so he gives in and we get the Toyota Highlander SUV anyway. You always think it’s going to be a good day when that kind of thing happens, and as we set off north on Sepulveda Boulevard, I manage to forget that I haven’t slept for two days and just enjoy the fact that we’re back in LA. And it’s good to be back.

We zig-zag through the city and head up to Melrose Avenue, back to our favourite hostel, The Orbit, where we park, check in, shower and head straight out again for cheap food at our favourite noodle bar at Farmer’s Market. Back in the hostel and we have a positive reply about tickets for the Foos, we have a beer on Fairfax and finally to bed. Neither of us has any trouble sleeping this time.

Thursday 15 May 2008

More Lakes, Mountains, etc...


(Michelle at The Hot Springs, Lake Taupo, February 2008)

Brett is waiting for us, which is very nice of him considering it’s nearly 10.00pm and a school day, and drives us through downtown Wellington back towards his house in New Town – ironically one of the first settlements in the city. We go via Mount Victoria and the climb up the hill has me immediately thinking of San Fransisco – the almost impossible twisty roads and turn of the century wooden weather boarded houses in the soft city glow all the way up to the top, where we get out and climb a further to the lookout.

Wellington stretches out in front of us, and we realise that this bit of New Zealand is serious. It’s a proper city, like all the ones we’re used to, and we have definitely left behind the quaint and calming South Island.

Brett and Lotty’s house is one of the lovely weather boarded places we had driven passed, and we hug Lotty and I’m a bit disappointed that Louis is asleep. We natter for a while before making up our bed for the next few days in the lounge.

The next morning we begin to realise why they normally go to bed so early. Lotty has been out running for 2 hours since 6.00am, and is back just in time to give Brett a lift to work. We get up and shower in time for Lotty to get back and we get to meet Louis properly, have breakfast and we all bundle into the car to check out Wellington. We park at Brett’s work place – one of the main fitness centres in NZ – and head for Dixon Street Deli, Lotty’s, and ours afterwards, favourite deli just down the road.

We walk through the city up to the cable car and take the short ride up to the top of the Botanical Gardens and take the steady walk back down, stopping for coffee and cake, before meeting Brett and heading back to their house via one of those cool farmer’s markets you only find in warehouse buildings in cities and getting things for tea. We chat, cook, meet the lodger, an Aussie called Keren who is very nice, play scrabble and go to bed. Phew!

It’s Brett who’s up very early the next morning – he’s an ex-personal trainer who has moved up the ranks but still has a few clients – and we join Lotty and Louis for a 45 minute vigorous walk into the city centre, and to the gym. Chelle and I have cobbled together some gym-kit with the help of our hosts (I have a pair of Brett’s trainers on) and we get an ‘introductory’ session in one of the myriad of different training spaces in this huge place. I’m stoked to find out that I have actually lost weight on this trip, after expecting to have put it on, so I’m keen to hit the deli again, which we do while Lotty takes Louis home for the afternoon.

We stay on in the city and walk along the waterfront to Oriental Bay and visit Te Papa, the national museum. We lose track of time and have to run to meet Brett from work and get a lift home. Tentative plans to go out on the town are blown out so we get a Friday night take out curry and watch trash TV before everyone falls asleep. This is the most active we’ve been, and it’s having the expected effect.

We’re all up early Saturday morning – Brett’s at work, Chelle joins Lotty for a run (halfway through Lotty’s run – she’s good, but not that good!) and me and Louis enjoy some quality time on our own with Baby Mozart and some crinkly fish. We all meet up at the Zoo café for breakfast and Chelle and I head off to Lotty’s friend Bernie’s. I have made a decision to have a haircut.

In the end, it’s a bit in-between. I’ve had too much off to call it a trim, but not enough to be happy with it, and it’s back to that ‘too curly for my liking’ phase. We walk back, which takes nearly 2 hours instead of the expected 1 because I read Brett’s map all wrong. We find an Italian store on the way back and have coffee and snacks, and wonder if this is essentially the same as Italians going into one of those ‘Brit’ stores in the states that we think are so tacky, and having a pot of tea…

Back at the house there is general cooking and tidying to be done because tomorrow is Louis’s welcome to the world party, conveniently planned for us to be able to attend along with 40 other guests, and we’re here to help. What actually happens is some cake making, a fantastic risotto and me, Brett and Louis watching the Rugby 14s – which is surprisingly good.

Sunday morning and both Lotty and Brett are out training, so we do some foody stuff and some polishing, before Brett cooks Brunch. Keren is icing cakes and we decide to get out of the way and walk down to the bay. It’s windy and rainy – much more like the weather we expected here, and we feel blasted but fresher when we get back. We have time to chop fruit and veggies before all the guests seem to arrive at the same time, and, just as efficiently seem to leave at the same time too. Louis seems to have had a blast, being handed around and cooed at for 3 hours, we got to meet a whole bunch of lovely people whose names I couldn’t remember while I was talking to them let alone while making notes a couple of days later, apart from Jason and Vanessa – Irish ex-pats and a funny man (incidentally two of very few people who, like myself, don’t indulge in the whole fitness thing) – and Blossom, one of Brett’s trainer colleagues, who hung around to help clear up and was a blast.

Another early bed night followed our first chance to watch Zoe Slater off of Eastenders being the Bionic Woman (I liked it, but no-one else seemed to).

Again, and for no apparent reason I can’t sleep, so take advantage of being in the lounge by watching premiership football all night. This morning is moving on day, and we have a house in Martinborough, a couple of hours away, which we will be staying in with Brett and Lotty. And Louis, of course. The reason for this is to give us the chance to see the chapel in which they got married, and spend a day out in the country with them. We go and pick up our next car, a shiny red Ford Focus, a take out coffee, and head out on the motorway, trying not to lose Brett – who actually knows where he’s going.

All of a sudden we’re back out in the kind of scenic beauty we got used to in the South Island, and after an hour we stop at the top of a mountain to look back across the city. Yes, it’s outstanding, and more than likely breath taking too.

As we pull up in Martinborough, formally a farmers town and now full of cafes, individual designer stores and real estate offices, all we can hear is sirens going. I suggest it might be a signal to store owners that more tourists are here to be fleeced, but it turns out to be for the volunteer fire fighters who are needed to put out a fire in a barn up the road. And the field it’s standing in.

We find the house, it’s brilliant – all modern and open plan – and then head out to see the chapel, which is an absolute joy. It’s the kind of thing that film makers see in their dreams, but mostly have to build on a back lot, but here it was. A perfect wooden Victorian chapel, one room big enough for about 40 people, about 20 feet from the side of the road and set in rolling green fields, literally as far as the eye could see. I got out the camera, planning all sorts of shots, to find that the battery was dead.

Back at the house Lotty and Brett had a nap, Chelle read, and I (the least active person in the house, except maybe Louis) went out for a ride on one of the thoughtfully provided push bikes in the shed. We have traditional Fush’n’Chups (go on, say it a New Zealand accent), play ‘Buzz’ on the playstation and Chelle and I watch a movie after L&B slope off to bed.

We sleep quite well, despite the fire siren going off twice, and wake to find that Lotty is out running with her friend who happens to be in town too, and Brett is running with Louis in the pushchair. Chelle tries out the hot-tub before we walk into town to check out our future bookings at the local info office, and the girl inside is very helpful, getting us the next three nights sorted quickly and efficiently.

We get back, meet up, have brekky together and say goodbye. We won’t see Brett and Lotty, and Louis, for a long while now – they have no plans to come back to the UK, and we won’t be back this way for a good few years – so it’s a goodbye tinged with sadness.

Chelle takes the wheel and we head north. We have a long drive today, and some of the towns we go through make it seem further – Dannevirke, for example has a lot of Danish shops, and a smattering of Danish Flags, and further down the road is Norsewood which has, well, you can guess, can’t you?

4 hours later we arrive in Napier, well known as ‘the Art Deco town’, because it was levelled by an earthquake in the thirties, so the whole town was rebuilt over a few years and the majority of buildings in the town centre have that unmistakable Miami feel about them. The suburbs just outside however are the spitting image of many California burbs – low, long, wooden houses, palm trees, and straight wide roads.

Our hostel is really quaint and quiet, but across the road from a black sand beach, and our walk takes us around the town and down the beach. We find another second hand book store and I can’t resist, we get take out food and sit on a bench at the beach as dusk turns to evening before walking back to the hostel, showering and reading, then sleeping.

One of the advantages of all these early nights we’ve been having is that we wake up much earlier, and the next morning we are both up and out by 7.30am – Chelle is running, and I’m in town looking for a cheap barber. The hair needs sorting, and I’ve decided it’s time it all came off. Greg is my barber’s name, and he chats pleasantly about growing up in Napier, how he’s travelled and come back, and how he’s encouraging his kids to do the same. By the time he’s finished, I have the shortest hair I’ve had for about 3 years, and I love it.

As I leave the barbers and walk to the café I keep catching myself in shop windows, and smiling. Chelle finds me in the café we had agreed to meet in and can’t stop staring at me. It’s a good move.

We take advantage of the café’s free wireless and start booking stuff for the last two weeks of the trip in California. We also book the last couple of places we’ll need for NZ. It’s all getting a bit close now.

Lake Taupo is only an hour or so up the road and we find our hostel, called The Berkenhoff. We’re just too late to see any bungy jumpers just up the road, so we drive round to Acacia Bay, in the middle of ‘rush hour’, and see the lake from the other side. Back to the town side we sit on the beach in the early evening warmth, watching fit people swimming in the lake and running around the roads – this coming weekend Lake Taupo hosts the National Ironman Championships, and of course we have conspired to completely miss it. By one day. In the town centre, every store has some kind of Ironman display in the window, even the ‘Adult’ store, and all the restaurants are offering ‘carbo-loading specials’.

We go to the movies to see ‘Jumper’ (alright, but essentially disappointing), and start to think about eating, but I come over all queasy, and need to skip food. We go back to the hostel, and I feel dreadful all night.

The next morning I don’t feel any better, and send Michelle out on her own. While I’m sleeping, she goes and visits a whole heap of tourist places, collects pamphlets and takes pictures. When she gets back I get a presentation on waterfalls, hotsprings and dams, and feel better. Not necessarily because of the lecture, but it helps.

We have some toast which seems to help even further, and we both drive down to one of the many Spas in the town. Chelle goes for a dip while I watch, based on the fact that there are signs which tell you not to duck your head under the water because it is untreated, and warmer than a hot bath. She gets out and has a cold shower (irony?) just in time to avoid a coach party of old Germans who flood the place. We call in to Pak’n’Save, the NZ equivalent of Aldi, cook bland stuff and have an evening of reading and watching Gordon Ramsey on the telly in the main room.

It’s the 29th February, a leap year, and we’re on the road early so we can see the Dam at The Hukka Falls opening. It’s an impressive sight, that amount of water gushing down a river, and it’s invigorating. Which is good, because we have a long drive today that is split up by a visit to Wai-O-Tapu Thermal Park – craters, mudpools, green lakes and a 3K walk around it all – before we arrive in Rotaurua late afternoon. We struggle to find the hostel and that’s because, when we finally find it, it’s the upstairs of a locals only bar on the outskirts of town. The smallest room that we’ve stayed in, our bags have to be stacked on top of each other and I need to duck under the sink to get out of bed, but it’s clean and only a short walk to the lake, which is not half as nice as Wanaka, and into town which is essentially one main street. We’ve read that this place is nick-named ‘Roto-vegas’, but we have no idea why. There are no casinos, no neon lights, no limos, in fact it has a small town feel, and we walk the length of town in 15 minutes.

We have dinner at The Fat Dog Café, which is easily our favourite place we’ve eaten in. So much choice, we could eat here for weeks and not have the same thing. Back to our cupboard, and we sleep after debating whether to do our washing in Auckland over the next couple of days, or when we get to LA!

Tuesday 1 April 2008

So, that's the South Island then...


(Our Beach Hut, Panakaiki, New Zealand, 16th February 2008)


(Lake Matheson, New Zealand, 15th February 2008)


(On the beach, Nelson, New Zealand, 19th February 2008)

It’s the 15th February and we’re tramping along a trail that we thought led to the Fox Glacier. It actually leads to a bridge over the stream that comes away from Fox Glacier, and it takes us roughly an hour to figure this out, necessitating an hour’s tramp the other way back to the car.

The drive today has been fairly spectacular – well, the views along the way have been anyway. Waterfalls, Rapids, and ropey looking (single lane) bridges providing the only access in or out of the mountain roads are par for the course around here, and we spend a good 4 hours on today’s drive.

When we finally find the right starting point, it is another hour walk to the face of the glacier, which, it turns out, is a dirty great block of ice. Dirty being the operative word. It’s impressive as a lump of ice, but, I don’t know… I leave feeling a bit underwhelmed.

Our stopping place tonight is The Ivory Tower, which is a much more promising name than the actual reality of the place. However, our room is a family room and has a kitchenette, bathroom, and room for another four people all for NZ$90, and we cook, watch telly, write, drink coffee and through our window watch a Japanese man get increasingly irate with his inability to park. We don’t leave the room all evening, and it’s quite nice, until I have another night of not being able to sleep.

We’re up and out early the next morning and take the short drive to Lake Matheson. The reason for coming here is very apparent half way through the hour and a half walk around it, when you reach the viewing point. The lake is perfectly still and provides an amazing mirror image of the mountain range behind it, and we agree that this is what they mean by photo opportunity.

It’s warm walking through the rain-forest by the lake and we welcome the coffee and bagel at the café conveniently placed near the car park. It’s a long drive today but 20 minutes in we decide to stop at a small village where there seems to be some kind of event going on. We pay our 5 bucks to get in and find a small version of the Suffolk Show – livestock, the latest in tractors and farm machinery, a bar, a magician (really) and a wood chopping contest, which holds our attention for a good 30 minutes before we hit the road again, another hour off schedule.

We follow the same car for over 80 km, before stopping at ‘God Knows’ Lake – at least that’s what Chelle called it – which turns out to be another beautifully scenic place to ourselves. Chelle takes over driving, so I rest my eyes a little, and by 5.00pm we reach our destination, Panakaiki. We stop at the Pancake Rocks, so called because the weather has eroded them away and they look like, well, a pile of pancakes, and drive the last couple of miles to the hostel we have booked.

We know that the place is on the beach, and we think that we saw it from the cliffs by the Pancake Rocks, but we are not prepared for our room. The owner, a German who has been there for 10 years, seems like a nice guy, and he greets us before taking us back outside the building and over to a wooden hut. This is our room, and it is essentially a beach hut and just big enough for the bed, but it has a wooden balcony, a couple of chairs, and a view of the beach. It’s fantastic. We can’t wait to get sorted and sit down, so we race to the nearest bar for a carry out and settle down with our books, which we hardly take any notice of thanks to this amazing scene in front of us.

An hour after sitting down we walk the ten yards to the beach, sit down on the rocks and watch the sunset. Outstanding. Happy? You bet we are.

We cook, eat, and sit outside our room all night, watching over at the main building as a bus load of older German ladies arrive and turn the kitchen into Piccadilly Circus.

Waking up and being able to walk onto the beach is very cool, and we reluctantly pack and load the car. Today is a driving day and we fill up with petrol next to the ‘no gas for 105km’ sign, before heading through a number of one-horse towns, as well as some one-house towns. One is called Harihari, and we read later that an author joked that it’s the only place named after it’s two residents. A regulation picnic breaks up the days driving, and we get to Motueka, the nearest town to our hostel, at about 5 in the evening. We stock up at the supermarket and navigate the final 10km of today’s journey up the side of a hill, and up the steepest driveway so far to a splendidly isolated hostel on the side of a mountain.

We unload and head back down to Marahau beach for a while, and it’s beautiful. The evening is spent cooking, reading and sleeping. It’s a big day for Chelle tomorrow.

It’s a 6.00am wake up call for Chelle to go kayaking. I’ve declined the offer, preferring to stay back at the hostel and catch up on some writing. I had arranged to pick her up at the beach at lunch time, and when I wake at 9.00am, there is a note on the door telling me that She’ll be back at a later time.

After a leisurely morning of tapping away while sitting outside the kitchen I drive down to the beach and wait by the aqua-taxi place. The beach here is so shallow that there is a fleet of tractors waiting to drive out and pick up the boats as they reach the shallowest bit they can still use. I watch an aqua-taxi wait about half a mile out until it can get close enough to the tractor’s trailer. I can only imagine that appointments around here have an hour leeway. Either way.

Chelle’s had a brilliant time kayaking up the coast with her new Canadian friend, and the instructor who takes people kayaking in New Zealand for half a year, and then spends the other half in Canada as a ski instructor. Not bad, I suppose.

We lunch at the hostel and then drive to Split Apple Rock beach, which has a 15 minute walk from the car park and, as it says on the tin, is a large, round rock, which is split in half, and looks a bit like an apple. The beach is beautiful and quite empty, but there is a different tourist boat arriving in the bay every ten minutes, which gets a bit annoying.

Further down the twisty-turny-Chelle-feels-a-bit-sicky road is one of The Guardian reader’s Top 5 beaches of all time, like, ever, right? Kaiteriteri is a nice beach, but it’s full of families, boat trips (all the ones we saw at Split Apple Rock start here), and poor quality fast food, so we can only think that the Guardian readers must have got the name mixed up with the one near where we are staying…

We check out Stephen’s Bay and watch a windsurfer take, like, forever, hello! to sort himself out and finally get out in the water, just as the wind died down, and then we head back to cook. We start chatting with a Dutch couple called Barry and Nora, who are both nurses, but Barry is about to train as a paramedic. It feels like we’ve been talking all night and it seems really late, but when we get back to the room it’s only 10.30pm. Chelle is out like a light, I struggle to sleep again.

The next day we realise we need to find somewhere to sleep that night, and spend a while in a phone box calling places in the Lonely Planet book. The eleventh place, a camp site, has a cabin, and we book it. Coffee and a quick stint in an internet café later, and we’re on our way to Nelson. It’s not far, so by lunchtime we’re dumping our bags at the cabin, which turns out to be the best one we’ve had by a long way, and following our instructions to get to Jan’s house.

Jan is my friend Shane’s big sister, and she has been in Nelson along with her two daughters, for a few years after a two year sailing-around-the-world trip. They docked in Nelson harbour and, well, just stayed. We hadn’t seen her or the girls for quite a while, and it was so nice to see her, and sit out on the balcony and catch up and drink tea all afternoon. She was working a late shift later, so left them to get on and headed for the beach – well, we hadn’t seen any sand for a few hours.

We got to the beach by about 6 in the evening, and walked a fair way along it, with half of the people in Nelson (or so it seemed) walking their dogs. A field nearby was full of groups of children training for the new Rugby season, and we watch for a while before picking up some take out pizza and heading back to our comfy room.

It’s our last day on South Island the next day, and we check out downtown Nelson, having lunch at the Lambretta Café. Chelle walks up to ‘The Centre of New Zealand’ – a plaque which is at, well, you have a guess, and I find a friendly guitar store who let me sit and have a strum without the sales talk.

The road to Picton is even more twisty-turny than any we’d been on before, and the 2 hour journey wasn’t one of Chelle’s favourites, but the views we’re outstanding. Picton town would take around ten minutes to walk around, but it’s the kick off point for all ferries over to the North Island, so we drop off the car and get a lift to the terminal. It’s all very efficient, and by 5.45pm we’re on the boat and leaving South Island. It’s a huge ferry and seems quite empty, but Chelle wouldn’t know because she’s up on the top deck, outside, trying not to be sick. She’s been dreading this crossing, having heard all sorts of tales about exactly how rough it can get, but it turns out to be the calmest and flattest of all our journeys.

It’s dark when we dock in Wellington, and as we emerge from the ferry terminal we spot our friend Brett waiting for us. We have the next few days with him, his wife Lotty and their son Louis in and around the capital of New Zealand, Windy Wellington.

Thursday 13 March 2008

Bed's for sleepy people!


(driving to our hut on Onuku Farm, 10th February 2008)
Let’s recap; we’re late leaving Perth, finally taking off at around 1.15am. half an hour after we leave, we get served ‘supper’, which is a hot meal, and we work out that, after allowing for all the weird time differences, it is around 4.00am Sydney time. Neither of us sleep at all and we land at 8.10am (in Sydney and on Sydney time) having been told by the crew that our connecting flight is boarding at 8.50am. We run to a coach, which takes us to a different Terminal, where we run to passport control, and stand in a line. After ten minutes standing in line the guy at the desk asks to see our passports and declaration form. Nobody has told us we need declaration forms, so he gives us blanks and sends us to the back of the queue. The forms take ages to fill in (of course), the line we re-join is the slowest, and at one point I genuinely think that the line is getting longer. We amuse ourselves by putting odds on the chances of our bags reaching Christchurch on the same flight as us.

We finally get through, run to the departure lounge, get to our gate at 9.00am to find our fellow passengers sitting and waiting calmly. Of course, the flight is delayed. We sit down and wait calmly as well. When we get on we get another meal, this time called ‘lunch’, at 10.30am, before landing at Christchurch, on New Zealand’s South Island, at 2.30pm, local time, still without sleeping. The shuttle into town is quick, we find our hostel, which is called Stonehurst, have a shower and go out to explore.

Chelle glances at an evening newspaper as we pass a cafe and sees the reason our flight to Christchurch was delayed. A woman had attacked the pilot and some of the passengers with a knife on an internal flight from Blenheim to Christchurch. No-one had been seriously hurt, but the airport security had taken it all very seriously and all flights had been delayed. I think we would probably have been too tired to care by that point if we’d known about it.

We’re desperately trying to stay awake until late evening, and while we wait for a table at our chosen restaurant we have a beer, and then another. A night without sleeping, plus the changes in time-zone added to a couple of very nice but strong beers and no food means we both feel quite drunk. We finally eat, and stagger back to the hostel, collapsing on the bed and sleeping very well indeed.

We have no real concrete plans for being in Christchurch, so when we finally wake up late the next morning, we walk back into the city, which takes no longer than 10 minutes, and have a proper look around. We hunt for a Vodaphone store, to see if we can get a sim card for our phone that was bought in Australia. It’s not good news – of course different countries have different networks, and to get it all sorted would be way too expensive. We decide to struggle on without one.

Brunch is required, and we head for a place called ‘Dux De Lux’, a bar that, according to the Lonely Planet book, has a fair selection for vegetarians. When we get there, it has a fair selection of beer too, so we select one each, order some nachos for brunch, and sit outside in the sun. The place is packed, and we spot a poster advertising a live band playing tonight. We decide we must come back later in the evening, and go for a walk around the nearby market while listening to the jazz band that has set up on the green in between.

Amazingly, a plan actually comes together and that evening we are back at the ‘Dux De Lux’ eating chunky fries and watching the support band called ‘Teacher’s Pet’ – actually a school band with their teacher up front singing and playing guitar. They sound like Lloyd Cole played by, well, kids.

We’re drinking local beer, leaning on the wall at the back watching ‘Sunburn’, the main band. We decide that Cameron and Maddie would love them. They are a couple of years older than the support band, sound like ‘Enter Shakari’, and are still largely playing to their friends, but they have potential. Despite the terrible name. They do an excellent version of the Crowdies’ ‘Don’t Dream It’s Over’, we applaud them and walk back to our hostel at 2.00am.

The next morning we pick up our next hire car, a Toyota something or other with 110,000km on the clock. The brakes are a little spongy, it’s not as responsive as it might have been a few years ago, but it’s cheap. We drive to Lyttleton and Sumner on the coast, stop for coffee and a quick stroll along the beach before heading east to Akaroa where we find the hostel we’ve booked. Only we’re not booked. According to the girl with the list, that is. So we have a quick look online to make sure we’ve got the right place, and find an email form the hostel saying that they can’t fit us in.

Luckily the girl is really helpful and, after confirming that we had a car, she calls her friend at a hostel up the road. We’re in luck and follow the directions given to us. 2km along the road it starts to wind uphill. Another 2km the road gives way to a track. We have to stop to let some sheep cross the road, and after another 2 km we struggle up to a gate which has a sign saying ‘Onuku Farm Hostel Ahead’. We meet Kristen, a German girl working at the hostel who shows us the main house – kitchen, lounge, showers – before leading us through three fields and down a hill to our room. She shows us the toilets, which are in the next field down the hill, before leaving us to it. We stand on the veranda and look at the view across Akaroa. It’s outstanding. We must be a couple of thousand metres above sea level, halfway up the side of a mountain, and the harbour sits in an old volcano crater. We can see all round the harbour, as well as the snow capped mountain tops opposite. It’s almost worth the fact that we have to walk five minutes to the toilet and 10 minutes to the shower.

We drive back into town to get the food that we should have bought on the way to the farm, go back, fall asleep, cook, chat with Steve the owner and book a Dolphin Cruise for the next day.

We’re up at 6.45am the next morning to make sure we get to the main house on time for the trip. There are 6 people altogether, 4 of which are going to swim (including Michelle) and 2 of which are just watching from the boat (including me). We meet Jeff, Steve’s dad, owner of the farm, and captain for the day before the swimmers are kitted out and we head down to the Mauri village by the harbour to wade out to the boat.

We spend three hours out in the harbour, head out to sea, see loads of Hector dolphins (the smallest type and local to New Zealand), but the swimmers didn’t really get a chance to swim with them as they seem to be quite shy today (the dolphins, not the swimmers). The thing is, I would happily have paid the money for the boat ride itself, and simply seeing the dolphins close to the boat was a bonus.

We get back to our hut and I fall asleep for five hours, making up for the lack of sleep over the last few nights, and we cook before sitting in the lounge chatting with Steve, Kristen, an American and a Dutch guy.

By 2.00am we’re sitting outside our room watching the rain while listening to it crash down on the roof of our room. I’m worried that our car, which is parked in a field opposite, will be stuck in the mud. Neither of us really gets any sleep, so we pack up early, watch the sun lose a fight with the fog which means that the view as we leave is non-existent.

We phone Mum to wish her a happy birthday from the hostel, while peacocks wander past, and take the track back down the mountain very carefully before driving 6 hours across New Zealand to Lake Wanaka. It’s a beautiful, beautiful place, with a lake surrounded by mountains, and our hostel has a lounge with big picture window overlooking the lake. We only have one night booked here, and after a quick walk around the town we decide to change plans, not drive any further south and stay in Wanaka a bit longer.

The only problem is that the hostel doesn’t have space for us. It’s the middle of summer, and it’s like trying to extend your stay in St Ives, Cornwall – most places will be booked up. Most places that is. The Visitors Centre finds us a room just down the road at a place called ‘Fern Lodge’, which we can’t find in any books or websites we’ve used to book accommodation. This might explain why they have a room.

We eat out and wander back to our first choice hostel. As we walk in, the large lounge looks like it’s been set by a director ready for a movie – every demographic covered, everyone talking, playing cards and board games, reading, drinking coffee, and even the kitchen is a hive of activity, as if ‘action’ has been called. The bed is big and comfortable.

The next morning we leave the hostel reluctantly, thinking that planning ahead sometimes has its benefits, and drive to Queenstown. There are two roads at our disposal (two roads! In New Zealand!), and we choose the longer but flatter way to go, planning on using the other twisty but shorter way to come back to Wanaka.

It takes just over an hour, and as we emerge from the multistory car-park, the first thing we see is 5 students, all with backpacks, and all carrying crates of beer. Maybe we did the right thing not staying here. The town itself seems very nice, and there is a choice of classy looking cafes to relax in after we’ve completed the walking tour of the town, the harbour, the CD shop (only three this time) and we sit and watch as people throw themselves off the top of the nearest mountain with parachutes and float down to the town.

There is shop after shop selling extreme ‘sports’ to willing backpackers including bungy jumps, sky jumps, quad bike safaris, 4x4 safaris, star jumps, base jumps, kayak safaris, jetboat trips, paraglide safari trips, and probably some bizarre combination of any of the above. We keep walking. Queenstown is a nice little village, with a ski lodge kind of thing going on, but we decide we are glad we’re not staying there as we walk back to the car, past a hostel as a bunch of posh English backpackers called Josh and Seb (probably) rush past shouting at each other.

We go back the twisty route, which turns out to be very twisty and find the Fern Lodge Hostel back in Wanaka. Our room is in a house just down the road from the actual hostel, and we meet Giles and Tommy, brothers who are sharing one of the other rooms while their house is remodelled. Giles has just helped his friend run the yearly South Island mad run-across-the-whole-island race (yes, I forgot what it’s actually called), so Michelle chats with him while we cook.

Wanaka has a quirky cinema, so we walk to it to see “No Country for Old Men”. The place is quite small and furnished with old sofas, sells home-made cookies and organic beer, and stops the film halfway through for a break. We go and sit down by the lake on the way back, and even in the dark it’s beautiful.

We wake late the next day, and have brekky in the hotel kitchen with Sam and Alfie, who are in the other room in the house. Sam is an English girl, Alfie is Austrian, and they are travelling together having met in Auckland. Alfie’s friend, Conrad, who is travelling with them, turns up having been camping down the road, and we spend the rest of the morning chatting about where we have all been and where we’re going.

They all go off to Queenstown, and we go to Puzzleworld, about 10 km out of Wanaka, to attack the maze. After wandering around for ages we finally find our way out, and we have a look around inside at the optical illusions before heading back to the hostel to cook lunch. We have a lazy afternoon writing, reading and then go for a walk around the shops, where I buy a watch, and we have gourmet veggie burgers, a couple of beers and head for our bed.

One thing I haven’t written about yet is music. We haven’t seen a lot of live music, but we have a lot of radio hours under our belt, and have bought our clutch of CDs based on what we’ve heard in both Australia and New Zealand.

Our favourite so far is a band called The Cat Empire, who we heard on the radio and then through Jot Nick and Kylie. We have the new CD in the car, and it’s receiving heavy rotation. Vying for play time is Ben Lee’s newie, called ‘Ripe’, Ben Harper’s newie, and a compilation from Fiona in Melbourne. Of course she didn’t have time to give us a song list, so we have no idea who we are listening to, but we like a big chunk of it.

I know I’m getting a bit behind with these blogs, but I promise to catch up soon. I have notes for each day, but it’s a struggle to find time to sit inside writing when there is so much to see and do outside. By the time we get home I’ll only be a couple of weeks behind, and I will finish… before it finishes me…

Tuesday 26 February 2008

What? We have to go? Now?


(Sunset at Gnarabup Beach, South Australia, 1st February 2008)

Margaret River is about 12km inland from where our hostel was, and we check out the town as we drive through. We follow signs for Prevelly Beach, which then leads on to Gnarabup Beach. Surfpoint Resort Hostel is just the other side of the road from the beach so we check in, drop our bags, and walk over to the beach. The room is large, en-suite and has a TV, and the hostel seems clean and well organized. As we get to the car-park, there is a bunch of work mates, all in uniforms. Nothing unusual there, except they are all soaking wet. There might have been some checking of contracts that evening, I reckon.

A quick walk back to the hostel, a change into swimming gear and a short drive to a headland past Prevelly also called ‘Surfpoint’ where we watch windsurfers and kitesurfers do their thing in, and there really is no other word for this, the shimmering sea. A little further down the coast is another beach better suited to surfers, and on the way back we find a café and have some coffee. The houses all around here are outstanding pieces of architecture, the most impressive being a modern cliff-top place with a long cantilever roof covered in zinc. We discuss it’s value, as we sneak up the private road and have a quick look at the outside, and guess at about GB£3m, or A$6m.

Back to the first beach we park, drop our towels and run into the water. It’s gorgeous. Half an hour of drying out on the beach and it’s 8.00pm by the time we get back to the hostel, shower, and head out to eat. In the town we find a vegetarian place that’s still open, have some fantastic food, and have a nose around a couple of the real estate shops on the way back to the car. In one, there are a few pictures of a modern house overlooking Prevelly Beach, with a long cantilever roof covered in zinc. It’s priced at A$3m, or about £1.8m, and almost seems cheap.

It’s the 1st of February, and we only have 7 days of our Australian adventure left. As clichés go, ‘It’s all flown by’ is pretty apt right now. We sit and have brekky at the hostel after Chelle has been out for a long run along the cliff road, and decide we have to make sure that these last 7 days count.

The first plan today is a visit to a winery. Now, we know very little about wine. We know that we like white, dry, and not chardonnay, or some light reds. In fact, we drink a lot of rose at home, because it saves the choice. That’s how much we know about wine. So, these wineries, of which there are thousands, are quite intimidating to me, but Chelle picks one, based purely on the fact that she likes the name, Xanadu. I like the name as well because it reminds me of Olivia Newton-John in her prime, and we drive up the long private road following the expensive looking signage.

The building looks expensive too, like one of those barn conversions, and we go in. We are the only people in there. We look around the displays, not sure of what we are looking at but nodding and pointing anyway. The girl behind the counter clearly knows that we know nothing, but she plays along too and offers us a taste of our choice. Chelle chooses a rose, tries it and likes it, so we buy a bottle, because it will be Chelle’s birthday soon. And we buy a bottle cooler, because we’re in Australia, after all.

I visibly relax as we drive away, mainly because we seem to have got away with visiting a winery, but also because the next stop is my choice, and it’s a micro-brewery. And I know a little bit about beer – well more than I know about wine anyway - having spent so long hanging around with Shane and James. Come to think of it, it’s surprising we don’t actually know more about wine, because we hang around with Hannah a lot too…

A recommendation from Jot Nick, the Colonial Brewery is a little out of town, but worth the drive because it brews 5 different beers, from a pilsner in the German style to a stout in the style of you-know-who.

Chelle settled for the Pilsner, and I tried the Golden Beer, and we ordered a bowl of fries to go with them. The beers were excellent, as were the fries, and we headed back to the beaches in good spirits. We headed south this time, stopping at a number of small and empty but beautiful bays, one of which had two horses standing around on the sand, before settling for one and doing the running into the sea thing again. It seemed even hotter than yesterday, so we headed back to the hostel before we got too crispy around the edges.

The pool was inviting when we got back, and another hour or so was eaten up with a dip, a sit, a dip then a sit, until we decided it was time to eat. We wanted to go back to the place we’d had coffee at the previous night, called the Sea Garden Café, and try the pizzas. We were glad we did. The huge pizza was covered in pumpkin, garlic and spinach, and lasted no longer than the small beers we guzzled on.

We headed back to Gnarabup Beach and watched the sun set. It was beautiful.

The relentless programme continued the next morning. Brekky and packing were followed by the drive into Margaret River, enlivened by the addition to the passenger list in the car of 2 ladies. They had been standing by the road near the hostel when we stopped to take a few pictures of the outside. After a quick chat we offered them a lift into town, and they climbed in the back.

Of later years, it turned out they had just met too, both waiting for a non-existent bus to take them. One was German, and said very little, we assumed that she spoke very little English, and our German is not as good as it ought to be, and the other was English, but had lived in Australia for ages, working with Aborigines and lately in Thailand teaching English. She was off to a days worth of learning Circus Skills. We couldn’t figure out what the other lady was up to, but we dropped them off in Margaret River and they seemed happy.

We turned north and headed back towards Fremantle, where we had an apartment booked for five days. Neither of us could hide our excitement at having a place to ourselves for 5 whole days, and we rather rushed our now traditional lunchtime picnic, on San Remo beach, so we could get there a bit quicker.

After a 3 hour journey we picked up the keys from the Information centre, figured out how to open the car park gate and dragged our bags up to the 5th floor of a decidedly 70’s looking tower block slap bang in the middle of Fremantle. Despite the block looking very Coronation Street, the flat itself looked like an advert for Ikea. Very white, wood and black, a brand new kitchen/living room, a bedroom and a bathroom, this was an unspeakable luxury, and we embraced it with gusto. Being a short-term let it is very soulless, but we soon spread our stuff out and start to make it look a bit lived in.

After unpacking (wahoo!), real coffee (yeah!), and our own shower (double wahoo!), we called Jot Nick and Kylie, got directions, and 30 minutes later pulled up in front of their house. And what a house. I’d seen various pictures of the place over the last few years as they had remodelled, but they hadn’t given me a clue as to how big the place is. Nick was worried about how I was going to describe the place on this blog, having read some of my previous descriptions, but they have nothing to worry about. It is homely, comfortable, and lived in – in stark contrast to the clinical apartment we have just left in Fremantle. The only things missing are their three children Amber, Max and Ellie, who are all at Grandma’s for the night. We get to meet them tomorrow.

We get the tour, which takes longer than most house tours thanks to both the number of rooms and the fact that this was our first meeting with Kylie, and we kept chatting about anything other than the facts about this room or that room. Beers appeared, pizza was ordered and quickly devoured, and Chelle, designated driver for the night, drives us ten minutes down the road to their friend Cameron’s house, the venue for tonight’s party. We meet people, learn names, forget names, drink beers, chat, and by midnight there is a hardcore of 8 or 10 people sitting around on the grass in the garden. It’s a lovely warm night, and suddenly guitars begin appearing, worryingly attached to very drunk blokes.

Chelle, being very sober, is well aware of what’s coming, having sat through it in the UK a number of times, but Nick surprises her by being the first to play, and playing not only original songs, but playing them very well. Unfortunately for Nick, and to a slightly lesser extent for us too, there is a guy who insists on playing along, even though he doesn’t know the songs. He’s a technically gifted player, but the result is very distracting. I’m not sure if God exists, (and that statement, and subsequent discussion, lives in an entirely other blog), but when the guy accidentally drops his guitar and cracks the neck, my first reaction was to look upwards and check…

Others join in who, unlike Nick, are showing the effects of drinking all night in the fingers, and struggle to remember chords, or words, or indeed who they are, and Nick subtly puts his guitar away and we sneak off, thanking our gracious hosts and leaving them to clear up the mess, both bottle and human based. It’s 2.30am when we leave, 3.00am when we drop Nick and Kylie off, and 3.30am when we get back our apartment.

Despite the late night, we’re up and wandering through the market at the port by 10.00am the next day, and then find the much better and more local market in the town. By this time the heat of the day is starting to tell. A quick stop at the supermarket to get something to take with us, and we’re on our way back to the Taylor’s house to meet the kids. Although we’ve only been in the apartment for 24 hours, we feel grounded and comfortable in Fremantle, something we really haven’t felt since leaving Kirstie and Manu’s in Sydney. On the way there, we both agree that meeting Nick and Kylie has already had a lot to do with that.

Of course, the kids are great. After the standard initial 10 minutes wariness, they are showing us around their parts of the house, their Playstation games, the Foosball table, the incredibly over-engineered playhouse and of course the swimming pool. The garden is as impressive as the house, and Nick is slightly embarrassed by his lack of organisation in the shed. I try to tell him that even knowing what any of these tools do is a lot better than I can manage, but he doesn’t seem convinced and carries on apologising.

As well as raising these three kids (and Jesse, from a previous relationship), rebuilding a house, running a computer business, being a well respected and busy musician he has now embarked on a four year degree course at the local university – the same place Kylie has just graduated from – studying sustainable energy. One of his plans involves building a fully sustainable house as one of the projects. Kylie is a little bit younger, but as accomplished. These guys are a formidable team - if I could achieve half of what these guys already have, let alone what’s to come, I’d be a happy man.

We graze on all manner of snacks, laze in the pool, drink more beer, Chelle gets involved in a Hula Hoop show (the big plastic rings, not the potato based snack) and a snowboard game on the Playstation, and then we are fed a fantastic meal of rice, salad and green-cheesy pie. Tomorrow is the first day back at school for all the kids and Kylie, who teaches at a different school, so hair must be washed, bags must be readied, teeth must be cleaned and bed time is a strict 8.30pm.

We sit in the dining room and chat, I get to strum Nick’s loverly Lyrebird guitar, we leave Chelle and Kylie upstairs and sit in Nick’s office to swap music and we eventually leave them alone at 10.30pm. What a gorgeous day. They insist that we call in for tea on our way to the airport, and we readily agree. It’s going to be hard to say goodbye.

The next morning we have a bit of admin to attend to. What with it being Chelle’s birthday the next day, she has finally decided what she wants to do, so we go and book a dolphin trip at the Visitor’s Information. I get half an hour to find a present that isn’t pointless, too big, too heavy, and happen across a store in Freo (the locals call it Freo, so we shall from now on) that almost gives me too many options. Luckily a necklace ‘jumps’ out at me, and I find a card with dolphins on the front to go with the trip. On the way back to pick up the car we pass a busker with a lisp. No big deal, but if you were busking, and you had a lisp, would you really choose to play George Harrison’s ‘Thomething’?

Today’s plan is to drive up the coast and visit Kirstie’s mum, who lives north of Perth for 6 months every year, living in either Sussex or France the rest of the time. Kirstie had sent on some cards for Chelle’s birthday, and Claire had sent a CD with all the pictures she took on New Years Eve, plus we thought it would be nice to meet her anyway.

We both managed to miss an obvious turn off and soon found ourselves driving through the centre of Perth, but a combination of guesswork and quick map-reading soon had us on the right road. We did manage to find our way back to Oxford Street in Leederville, and nearly stopped for poached eggs…

The Perth Aquarium is (obviously) right near the coast and we called in on the way. We had been lurking around Aquariums for our whole trip, and not managed to make it through any of the main doors, so with an hour to spare we paid the rather large entry fee and headed in. Boy was it worth it. All the displays leading down to the main room are interesting in themselves, and relate to the variety of life found on the West Australia coastline, but it’s the underwater walk-through which has the all important (and much over-used) ‘Wow’ factor. Talking of over-used words, this was indeed ‘Awesome’. The usual glass tube under a huge tank arrangement is used here, as you would expect, but the shear variety of sea creatures, and their size and frequency, is what makes the difference. We went round twice, just to make sure we hadn’t missed anything, but it was so hard to tell. The sharks didn’t look toothless and bored, the turtles and stingrays glided around looking cool, heaps of smaller interesting fish looked perky and interesting, and the signage was easy to understand and well laid out.

Outside we watched a huge ray leap out of the water, inside the jellyfish glowed and Nemo swam around his own little tank, but didn’t talk to us. It was time to move on.

Kirstie’s mum, or Gloria as we should call her because that’s her name, lives in a caravan park near Burns Beach for 6 months of the year, and has done for a couple of years since selling her last place just up the coast to finance this and a place in the South of France. She was proud to tell us that she was 80 this year, but worried that it might affect her chances of getting a visa next year. She has been coming to Australia for 23 years now. The caravan was one of those places that isn’t really a caravan. A lounge, kitchen, two bedrooms, bathroom, laundry and decking, with a carport outside, it was homely and comfortable enough to make me feel a little sleepy, and I struggled to keep my eyes open while Gloria and Michelle stood in the kitchen nattering. Until the phone rang, that is. The dolphin trip was cancelled thanks to the weather forecast of storms. We were both a little annoyed, but understood that it would be pointless to go out in a storm. We hoped that they would go out the next day, because that would be our last chance.

We liked Gloria very much, and finally left her in peace by 6.00pm, when we had a walk along the beach near her park, before heading back south to Freo. The evening was taken up with laundry (2 loads), getting online (blog upload and many, many emails to read reply to) and eating eggs and beans, which had originally been bought for breakfast. By midnight the rain was pouring down outside, and an hour later it was joined by thunder and lightning. Neither of us could sleep, so we passed the time by deciding whether it really was Chelle’s birthday yet because of the time differences. She says it just means that she effectively has 2 birthdays, and I agree just in case she’s actually right. And it is, after all, one of her birthdays.

Chelle likes the necklace, the dolphin card has lost a bit of it’s sparkle thanks to the trip cancellation but is still appreciated, and we decide to take the ferry along the Swan River to Perth, as Nick had recommended. As chance sometimes has it, Nick rings as we are sitting on the small boat about to leave Freo, and we have to turn down a coffee meeting that morning. The ferry trip is excellent, lasts about 30 minutes, and is a big help in getting our bearings. There are a lot of impressive houses overlooking the river, one of which, the captain tells us, is worth A$85M. To over look the sea I might pay that, but a river?

Landing in Perth is strange because it feels so familiar, and we catch the free Cat bus into the city. A quick saunter through the CBD leads to the train station, where we catch a train back to Freo and jump on the free Cat bus there too.

We get off near the Visitors Centre and go to re-book the dolphin trip for the following day, except someone forgot to put us on the list, and there is only one space left. I think the people in the centre realised just how annoyed we were by the time we left.

The rain had started falling again by the time we got back to Freo, so we checked out some bookshops, had a snack and some coffee and nipped back to the apartment for a shower before grabbing the bottle of pink we had bought at the winery in Margaret River and eating at a noodle place in town. Most of the conversation revolved around how much we like it here.

And so, just a few words from ‘Mrs’. Some of you have said when does Chelle get a go at the blog, but, well quite frankly Stephen’s been doing such a grand ole job, I don’t really like to interfere.. and when he’s tapping away on the keys, its not like I’m lazing around doing nothing just in case you wondered - I’m normally found vaguely planning our next few days with maps and the like and trying to sort out where we are staying. It’s worked quite well so far, well just the one small hic-cup that you may just read about in a few days time, but my part of the deal has gone quite well so far I’d like to think. I’ve got quite good with the maps now – although I still get lost when I let go of them, and go out for a run – I know, keep the sea on the left.. (and Jill just in case, no I’m still not good enough to plan our bike routes when I get back!) I officially retire on the planning front once we hit the USA though.. uho, hope that doesn’t mean I have to write that part of the blog.. or drive even for that matter.

Anyway, its my birthday, so thought it’s a pretty good excuse for me to get just a little bit of a go on the keyboard.

I’m never a big fan of having a birthday at home – winter birthdays are rubbish when you hate the cold, so I’ve often tried to escape to somewhere a bit warmer instead. OK, so Cornwall was pushing it a bit last year maybe. This year tops the lot by far though – Perth is just gloriously hot, even I had to admit to being a little bit warm. Wonder if I can come here again next year?? Despite the whole dolphin trip disappointment, I have a great birthday (what is it – we seem to have done lots of boat type things – I normally shudder at the thought of a boat unless I am attached to waterskis trailing behind the boat..)

A big big thank you to everyone who sent messages/cards/texts - it was lovely – thank you.

Now, what shall we do tomorrow….


It’s dry the next morning, definitely not Chelle’s birthday anymore, and again we walk down to the ferry terminal, this time to catch one to Rottnest Island. Named by a Dutch explorer, who famously thought that the local marsupials, called ‘quokkas’ and found only on this island, were big rats and so called it a ‘Rat Nest’. Nice.

It’s a longer journey, which Chelle copes with very well considering her dislike of being on boats, and we are soon walking to one of the beaches on the island. No cars are allowed on Rottnest, so the only ways to get around are by bike, by foot, or by the bus which circulates the island on a regular timetable. The first beach is quite busy so we carry on walking. It’s a hot day and we’re pleased to reach the second, much emptier beach, called ‘Longreach’. T-shirts are pulled off, bags are dropped and we run into the clear water, eager to cool down. Within 10 minutes of sitting down on the beach we are both dry, such is the power of the sun, and sunscreen is called upon to do it’s job well – there is a lack of shade on this beach. The other end of the beach is overlooked by a collection of fairly primitive buildings that are available to stay in. I decide it would be a great place to spend a few weeks and write, Chelle decides it would be a great place to swim, run and cycle.

According to the Bill Bryson book I am reading, he thinks that Australia has too many tourist attractions and not enough tourists. I’m quite pleased about that as we hop on and hop off the bus, stopping at various places around the island, and for a lot of the time we are on our own. We sit and have a beer while waiting for the ferry back in the early evening and the open-air bar is full of quokkas and peacocks who seem to pay no regard to us.

When we get back to the apartment we cook, sit and watch the Bridget Jones movie and generally put off the fact that we really should be packing as neither of us wants to leave Freo, or indeed Australia. We’re booked on a flight to New Zealand tomorrow night, and it’s touch and go whether we’ll be on it.

We go to bed late but it doesn’t make a lot of difference as the rain falls from about 3.00am, and means business. It has some catching up to do, what with Perth being essentially dry for the last two months, and has chosen our last day to get cracking.

We have to be out of the apartment by 10.00am, and we’re almost packed and discussing what to do when the cleaner turns up. She’s another ‘bloody Pom’, and we have a good chat before getting out of her way. Just running to the car-park leaves me almost soaked through such is the ferocity of the downpour, and we load up quick.

Fremantle is the kind of place that attracts oddities, people who maybe feel that they stand out in more conventional places, and one of those is multi-millionaire Peter ?????. Peter has built and lost his fortune more than once, but has maintained an obsession with cars and motorbikes which finally manifested itself into the Fremantle Motor Museum in the late 90’s. Situated down by the port in one of the old import sheds, this mostly private collection was a perfect destination for us in the pouring rain – although while we walked round the staff, and indeed the roof, were struggling to keep the water at bay – and we used up a good couple of hours enjoying the collection which included an impressive Bentley, one of Jackie Stewart’s Formula 1 cars and the Aussie land speed record holder.

We drove back into town and parked up, deciding that this would be a good day to go to the movies. We booked our tickets to see Sweeney Todd and have an hour or so to kill, so we buy some postcards, sit in a café and write in an old school style, just for a change, to our folks back in the UK.

The movie is great, it’s still light when we emerge from the dark cinema (weird), and we jump in the car ready to visit the Taylor family for the last time on this trip. The kids are excited and, apparently, upset because they didn’t realise that we had to go back home and thought that we would be coming round all the time. How sweet is that?

Nick has been kitchen monitor this time and we have gorgeous veggie pate and home made bread, a broccoli and rice pie, and copious amounts of fruit, washed down with some bubbly stuff. The kids do a gymnastic show, I have a last fuseball game with Max (which he genuinely wins and accuses me of letting him win!) and we have to leave by 9.00pm because we have a car to get rid of, and a long time on planes ahead.

Thanks Nick, Kylie, Amber, Max and Ellie – it was so hard to leave because you all made us feel so welcome.

The airport is an hour’s drive, we drop off the car, run into the terminal and try to check in on the auto check-in screen. It tells us to go to the desk, and we are sent to another, where the extremely helpful Qantas woman checks us in for both our flights (we’re flying to Sydney and then connecting to Christchurch) and ensures that we don’t have to collect our bags until we get to the final destination.

We saunter through the security, sit down near our gate, and wait. And wait. And wait. We decide to have coffee but there is a long queue, so we wait for that too. Eventually our plane is ready, 2 hours late, and because a previous flight had been cancelled, it is rammed. At one point, we fully expect the crew to start putting people in the overhead lockers. By the time we take off, the captain is announcing that anyone with connecting flights at Sydney should keep listening for information. It’s 1.15 in the morning, and it’s going to be a long night.

Wednesday 13 February 2008

10 weeks away, and we're still talking!


(Stephen and Michelle, Perth Australia, 30th January 2008. Picture by 'Jot' Nick!)

We listen to the news on the radio in the cab on the way to the airport. All sorts of wild and gruesome theories are being pushed forward as to how Heath Ledger died, although the ever-present drug related line seems the most likely.

The check-in at Adelaide is, if at all possible, even easier than previous ones, and we sit by the gate waiting for our call. We discover the free Wi-Fi, and I send a few quick mails, one of which is returned by my sister, who is sitting up late at night back in the UK. We have a chat via mail, and I realise how much I’m missing her. After watching a bloke a few yards away from us get arrested by about 8 police, we are the last ones on the plane, it’s not very full and the two hours er, fly by (thankyouverymuch). The views out of the window are stunning, and very red, as the city quickly gives way to the fabled Aussie outback.

It’s incredibly hot as we land in Alice Springs Airport. We find a cab, which thankfully has AC, and it drops us off at our hostel just outside the town. This hostel was chosen on the basis that it had a pool, as we had all day there before our coach trip to Uluru early the next morning. Unfortunately the water was an ugly green colour, with stuff floating in it, and a big sign saying it was closed, so we decided to walk into town, in the midday sun. There were no mad dogs about, only us, and 10 minutes later we made it into the rather small CBD. We found some food, quickly, and got out of town. It might have been that we had become used to the big cities of Australia, but The Alice, as it is known to the locals, felt scary in the daylight, let alone how it must feel at night. The hostel owners assured us that it was safe, but we bought at the supermarket to cook at the hostel just in case.

Our room had AC, and a telly that was so fuzzy it was like watching snow, which in 40 degree heat, is quite surreal. We read, wrote, napped, and Chelle cooked in the cramped and sweltering shared kitchen before we eat outside, appreciating both the clear skies and the very slight reduction in temperature.

We’re up at 5.30am the next morning, showered, packed, and walking along the road to a much posher hotel down the road where our coach was picking us up. Tony is our cheery driver, who entertains the sleepy half full coach with some well-rehearsed banter, a movie about bushmen, and a couple of stops for coffee and snacks, one of which is at a camel station. Yes, camels. Some are still used in the bush, having been introduced to help build the railways, but there are now more wild camels than kangaroos.

After a 5 hour drive we get to the Ayers Rock Centre, 20 km from the actual rock. There are 5 or 6 different places, ours of course being the last, and the furthest out from all the others. This is the only dorm room we have booked on the whole trip, and the tiny room has four beds in it. We select ours, with Chelle on top of course, and one of our other room-mates arrives. His Korean name is so difficult to pronounce that he tells us to call him ‘Clark’. So we do. He has been working as a fruit picker for 4 months, and is now doing the travelling bit. Considering he could speak no English when he arrived 4 months ago, his conversation is great, and we exchange stories before heading off to book our trip. We’ve left this one to chance a bit, and having booked our trip at 2.30 in the afternoon, we’re climbing on the coach an hour later. Uluru is now a national park so costs us another $25 each, and the first stop is the Cultural Centre, which explains the rock’s history according to the Aboriginal people who now own and run the park in conjunction with the Government. The rock was finally, and rightly, returned to them in 1985, after protracted negotiation, which is why it is now referred to as Uluru, the Aboriginal name, and not Ayer’s Rock, the white name. The centre in which you stay is still called Ayers Rock, but it is outside the National Park and I guess the Aboriginals don’t have any say in that.

After the centre we are driven around the rock itself. It is, surprisingly, smaller than I imagined it would be, but much more impressive. The Aboriginal People discourage visitors from climbing the rock, likening it to playing football in the Vatican, and the trip organisers tend to use any excuse to close the climb. We had already decided that we wouldn’t, out of respect. By the time we stop and get out of the coach to take some pictures, and talk a short walk to a waterhole closer to the rock, the sky is looking darker and darker, and sure enough as we reach the sunset viewing area, it starts to rain. It’s not that it never rains out here, it’s that it is ‘unusual’. So, instead of sunset pictures of Uluru, we have pictures of Uluru with an angry dark sky and rain. We don’t mind too much.

When we get back to the hostel we change quickly and hit the pool. It’s fantastic. I get to meet our fourth roomie, Aphed. A Hungarian Aussie, he has been to an old friend’s funeral out in the bush, and has all his bush camping gear with him to go off the next day. By the time Chelle returns from the pool, Aphed has gone for a walk, so we go and find some food and a beer, and listen to the worst country singer I have ever listened to. So far. I do a bit more writing, Chelle does some reading, and we creep into the room without waking Clark or Aphed.

We are both awake early, and creep out of the room without waking Clark or Aphed, to go to the ‘Lookout’, a hill near the hostel. It’s quiet, and peaceful, and very dry. You would never guess that 12 hours ago it poured with rain. Chelle goes for a swim, I write, we pack and wait for the airport coach. We realise that Chelle never got to meet Aphed, as he was either asleep or not around whenever she was in the room.

At the airport I am pulled aside and told that I have volunteered for an explosives test. Luckily I test negative, although the guy tells me that my bag has been sitting on grass that had fertilizer in it, which is a form of Glycerin. One element short of Nitro-glycerin.

As we fly into Perth, the ground still looks browny red, right up until the airport comes into view. When we leave the plane I go to the toilet and have to wait for a space at the urinals. A phone rings. One of the blokes standing at the urinal fishes around in his pocket, pulls out his phone, and answers it, as if he’s standing in his office.

The shuttle takes us into the city, and as we get dropped off at The Emperor’s Crown, our hostel, the driver tells us that there are Fireworks down by the river tonight, and we might want to go down. We suddenly remember that it’s Australia Day, a public holiday in the way that the Americans celebrate Independence Day, and we have just enough time to shower, change and head down to the Swan River.

It’s a ten minute walk into the city from the hostel, and about 5 minutes down to the river from there. It’s a bit like going to a football match – as you get closer to the venue, more and more people join you walking in the same direction, and by the time we reach the river, there are thousands of people about. Later, on the news, we hear that over 400,000 people were in attendance, but it just seems a lot when you’re in the thick of it.

We settle down in Logan Park, just back from the river, watch a couple of local bands and take in the atmosphere. It’s great to watch another country celebrate being themselves, and I wonder why we in England seem to struggle with being English, why being patriotic has been hijacked by the few. Australia Day is all about the day that the First Fleet landed at Botany Bay in 1788, and when the fireworks start they are accompanied by a soundtrack which, as stated in the beginning of the show, celebrates Australia’s cultural diversity. To represent England there is a mercifully short blast of The Spice Girls (who, a few days later cancelled all their tour dates in Australia), Scotland get Rod Stewart (born in South London), and there is a didgeree-doo or two in there to represent the indigenous people.

To be fair, we had witnessed Sydney’s New Year fireworks 26 days before, and these were never going to compare, but they had enough to get some ‘ooohs’ and ‘aaahs’ from the crowd, and we walked back, seemingly with the rest of Perth, to find a woman on the phone in the hostel common room complaining loudly, in the most grating of Northern English accents, that Perth was crap and there was nothing going on.

As in the UK, a bank holiday weekend drags on (freelancers don’t get paid on bank holidays, remember, so we don’t really like them too much) through Sunday and Monday, and the early Sunday morning walk we had started was turning into an epic. We had planned to walk towards Leederville, a well-heeled suburb of Perth, and catch a bus. Of course, no buses were running along that route and after an hour of walking in the increasingly baking sun we finally arrived at Oxford Street, the hub of Leederville. Disappointingly very few places were open, but the one we were particularly looking for actually was. Oxford 130 was one of those places we had read about in a number of different places, and it lived up to it’s played down image. Two shops roughly knocked into one, knackered furniture, posters covering every inch of wall and ceiling, loud music (Kings of Leon), and three people behind the bar that looked much cooler than you could ever be. It would have looked great anyway, but after an hour of walking in the scorching sun it looked heavenly.

We had been warned that Sundays were the busiest day, and rather like the waves at the beach, locals ruled the roost and would have all the best tables, and probably, ALL the tables. We were in luck and almost ran for the empty booth at the side of the café. Having ordered our food, we started sorting out the Sunday paper, dividing the sections up, and then spent more time watching everyone else in the café from our vantage point.

The poached eggs lived up to the billing, as did the super chunky toast and the orange juice, all brought to our table with just the right amount of cool.

We walked along Oxford Street, selecting the side that had the most shade, browsed in the two stores that were open, noted the others that looked interesting, and tried to prepare for the long walk back into Perth. Just round the corner we found another of those second-hand book stores we seem to like so much, at which I managed to find more Clive James books to add to my growing collection. The road selected for the journey back was no shorter, but had a lot more shade, and half an hour into the return journey, Chelle noticed a man sitting at a bus stop, and the sign on the stop indicated that a bus was due in 6 minutes. This, it turned out, was one of the three free buses which sub-divide the city centre, which all ran on bank holidays.

The air conditioning on the bus, the new opium of the masses on the west coast, was fantastic. We resolved to stay on the bus for the whole loop, to get our bearings, but mostly to sit in the AC, finally getting off at the paved mall which led us to the train station, for timetables and bank holiday running information, before hitting the stores and shopping at the Quiksilver store.

Back to the hostel where sandwiches are made, layers of clothes are prepared and the train timetable studied. We’re off to Bureswood Park for more of those ‘Movies in the Park’. The only problem is that, once we get off the train at Bureswood, we have no idea where to go. When the moment arrives, we follow all the other people, reasoning that they must know where they’re going, and see a minibus parked near the station. We ask a guy standing nearby if the bus goes to the ‘Movies in the Park’, and he tells us it goes to the resort, but it’s near the park.

Finally, after a walk through a casino, three car parks, and half the park, we find the place and settle down to eat, drink and watch “The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”.

Judging by the comments we hear on the way out, we are in the minority who enjoyed the movie, and we discuss it while trying to find our way back to the station in the dark. As we reach the station (which we found more by luck than judgement), a train pulls in, and we rush to get our tickets out of the machine in time to jump on. It’s a good job we did, as checking the timetable later on back in our room reveals that that was the last one that night.

So, it’s a bank holiday Monday, in summer – what do you do? If you were us, you’d go to the beach of course! Our newly found confidence in the train system had led us to plan a day out to Cottesloe Beach, with a stop off in posh Subiaco (the Perth equivalent of Hampstead) on the way. Each ticket you buy for the Perth Transport system lasts for two hours, and you get as many journeys - within it’s zone parameters - as you can squeeze in, so the plan was to stop off, have brekky, and get back on in time to get to the beach on the same ticket.

We look for the local market, find a building with ‘Market’ spelt out along the top that is all closed up, walk up and down the main street and can only find one place that actually has prices on it’s menu and isn’t too full of expensively dressed ‘ladies-wot-lunch’. It’s still expensive, and not a patch on yesterday’s. And then, on the way back to the station, we see the hand written sign that says ‘Market’, and find this hidden gem, with an excellent looking café and stalls and stalls of foody snacks, cheap clothes and specialist items. We buy some muffins to eat later on the beach.

The beach itself is a good 10 minute walk from the station, and by the time we get there it’s time for coffee. A group of ageing cyclists have just pulled up at the same café, and we overhear one of them say that they deserve a coffee after the 160km ride they’ve just done. The waiter reckons they deserve a beer, at least. I think some kind of psychological counselling would be in order, because we’re melting in the sun after a 10 minute walk…

We attempt to set up on the beach, but the wind is so strong that sand blasting is a serious concern, so we retire to the grass on top of the cliff and read, and doze, and apply sunscreen, and read, and doze, and so on.

When we feel pretty baked, we head back to the station and decide to get off at Leederville for coffee at our new favourite place. Turns out that the station is about 20 yards further down the road than we had walked the previous day. We could have avoided all that walking after all…

It also appears that there has been some kind of event in the main street, as teams of people are dis-assembling barriers and sweeping up debris. Chelle asks one of the guys who tells her that the annual Perth Cycle Race had finished about 20 minutes ago. She’s not too happy about this one. To make up for it (well, slightly) I buy noodles and rice at Hans and we get the train back to the hostel. It’s been around 35 degrees today, and more is promised tomorrow.

We have a couple of people to visit in Perth, one of which is Ipswich escapee Becky, a friend of Michelle’s from running clubs and gyms in our hometown. She had done the travelling thing and met an Aussie called Mike in Las Vegas, eventually settling down in a suburb of Perth called Stirling where their first child, Tyler, had arrived 7 months ago.

Becky’s dad Clive, and her sister Amy, who both also ran with Michelle, were over from the UK, so we had arranged by e-mail to go and see them all. Becky picked us up from the Stirling train station and drove us the couple of miles to her house, where we met Tyler for the first time, and chatted with them all before having lunch out on the patio. Our phone, which had rung perhaps three times in the last 6 weeks, rang three times in about 15 minutes, the third of which was Nick from The ‘Gong. I stepped outside and caught up with my friend, before we all piled into Becky’s car and headed down to nearby Scarborough Beach for an hour to enjoy the shade, while Michelle and Clive fought some waves. Sorry, caught some waves.

By the time we got back to their house Mike was back from work and we had a while chatting with him before he gave us a lift back to the station. Becky and Mike had only just announced their engagement, so here are our public ‘good luck’ wishes guys!

Back in Perth I called Nick (a different Nick to Nick from The ‘Gong), a guy I had been exchanging emails with as part of an online music based group, called ‘Jot’ for over 10 years, but had never met, or even spoken to. It’s a small, invitation only group that grew out of a list for American band ‘Jellyfish’. When a few of us were getting flamed a bit too often for talking about stuff other than ‘Jellyfish’, the idea of a separate list came about and then there was JOT – Jellyfish Off Topic. We’ve covered a lot of ground over ten years on the list, mostly non-music related, and I feel that we know each other pretty well, but it was still a little nerve-racking knowing that we were going to meet up. What made it worse was that Nick’s wife Kylie had been on the list for over 6 years, so I felt like I knew her already too.

He knew we were in Perth, and was waiting for our call so we could arrange a ‘Jotogether’. Within about 30 seconds we were chatting like old friends, and eventually we had to stop talking or Chelle and I would have gone hungry that evening, what with everything closing so bloody early. Arrangements had been made for the weekend. We made it to a veggie house called Moaz in the centre of town with five minutes to spare, wolfed down some falafel and salad, and headed for the Brass Monkey on James St for a wheat beer.

The next morning we had a rough plan to visit Kings Park, but wandered down the road for some breakfast first. Nick called, wondered what we were up to and offered a Taylor Tour, suggesting that we start at Kings Park. We jumped down his throat. I explained where we were, and that I was wearing a check shirt, so Nick would recognise us. “I should look for one skinny brown and one white fat person, if your blog is to be believed” he said. Either way, I had seen recent pictures of the Taylors, so was fairly confident that I would recognise him before he recognised me.

Of course I was in the toilet when he arrived. I went back outside to see a bloke sitting in my seat chatting to my wife, and hoped it was Nick. Luckily it was, and we hugged like the old friends we now were. He filled his frame almost as comfortably as I do, and I told him that his voice ‘sounded’ the way he typed; confident, self-assured and well informed. They were all good things in my book.

We all relaxed after a few minutes, and it was clear that Chelle wasn’t going to get much of a word in.

The tour started up in the park. Nick had the reassurance of someone who had done this tour before, and we had the luck of being with someone who knew their way around. Again! Soon we had an outstanding view right across Perth and the Swan River, pictures were taken, and a short walk through a tiny bit of this huge park followed before heading back to the car. We drove along the River towards Fremantle, our base for the second week here, and home for the Taylors, stopping off at various beaches and a couple of places in the port to look out into the Indian Ocean, before heading into downtown ‘Freo’ as it’s known to the locals. Actually downtown is pushing it a bit – it is essentially three main roads that criss-cross each other, with the port and train station at one end, the Market at the second and the former Jail, now a major tourist spot, at the third.

We parked and went to the Mad Monk bar to sample some of their microbrewery produce, which was excellent, especially the ‘Epic’, and Nick then drove us back into Perth. We arranged to drive to the Taylor house on Saturday after we get back from a jaunt southwards for a party, and then again on Sunday to eat, and swim, and meet the three Taylor kids. We couldn’t wait.

The rest of the day disappeared in a blur of shopping, writing, reading and packing before we found some cheap noodles and prepared to say goodbye to Perth – for the moment.

Another hot day as we walk down into the city to pick up our latest hire car from the Thrifty office. Of course there is no record of our request, so we follow the usual course of phone calls, going away for a coffee, and going back when they have a our car ready. It’s a brand new Hyundai something or other, and we pick up our bags from the hostel, find our way out of Perth and head south.
We’re back on Highway 1 – we seem to have been driving on Highway 1 since we got here – and after about 100km we decide to pullover and have our pre-prepared picnic. There is a sign ahead which says ‘Florida Beach’, so we take a right off the Highway and pick our way through a whole bunch of small housing developments. It seems that the Australians have just twigged that all that land by the beach might be a good place to build a house, and so blocks of houses are appearing all the way down the coast, Of course, they have so much coast, that they could build for the next 200 years and not begin to cover anywhere near the length of coastline there is on offer.

Florida Beach has a little carpark, and there are three cars in it. A short walk takes us to the actual beach, and it’s glorious. A woman and four kids are 300 metres to our right, to our left there is a man with two kids and a kayak, and infront of us is about 10 metres of golden sand and the Indian Ocean.

We sit and eat our picnic and look out to the ocean. When I look over at Michelle, she is grinning nearly as much as I am.